A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara
   desert on a camel. On the third day
   out the camel suddenly dropped dead without
   warning.
  
   After dusting themselves off, the nun and the
   priest surveyed their situation.
   After a long period of silence, the priest
   spoke.
   "Well, sister, this looks pretty grim."
   "I know, father." "In fact, I don't think it
   likely that we can survive more than a day or two."
  
   "I agree."
  
   "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of
   here alive, would you
   do something for me?"
  
   "Anything father."
  
   "I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was
   wondering if I might see
   yours."
  
   "Well, under the circumstances I don't see that
   it would do any harm."
  
   The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed
   the sight of her shapely
   breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
  
   "Sister would you mind if I touched them?"
  
   She consented and he fondled them for several
   minutes.
  
   "Father, could I ask something of you?"
  
   "Yes, sister?"
  
   "I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see
   yours?"
  
   "I supposed that would be OK," the priest
   replied lifting his robe.
  
   "Oh father, may I touch it?" The priest
   consented and after a few
   minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection.
  
   "Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in
   the right place, it can give
   life."
  
   "Is that true father?"
  
   "Yes, it is, sister."
  
   "Then why don't you stick it up that camel's ass
   and lets get the hell out of here."

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