Little Johnny's school got a new teacher. This new teacher was an
atheist and proud of it. In fact, he was always talking about it, 
and since the kids were fairly young, he intimidated them.
   
One day he boldly announced, "My mother was an atheist, my father 
was an atheist and I'm an atheist. How many in this room atheists?"
   
The kids, being a little scared of him, all raised their hands; all
except for Little Johnny.
   
The teacher asked him, "Well, what are you then?"
   
Little Johnny said, "I'm a Christian. My mother is a Christian, my
father is a Christian and I'm a Christian too."
   
The teacher then sarcastically snarled, "If your mother was a moron
and your father was a moron, what would that make you?"
   
Little Johnny thought for a moment and meekly replied, "I guess that
would make me an atheist.

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