A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, "where the hell
have you been?"
   
"I was out getting a tattoo."
   
"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"
   
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis."
   
"What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar
bill on your penis?"
   
Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow...Number two, once 
in a while, I like to play with my money....And lastly, instead of you
going out shopping, you can stay
right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

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