MORE BLONDE JOKES

What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four-way stop.

Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car
for four hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left," so
they
turned around and went home.

How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth!

How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could also play it at night.

What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team?
They drowned in Spring Training.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

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