Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or
playing basketball at the gym.  His wife
thinks he is pushing himself
too hard, so for his birthday she takes him
to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and
says, "Hey, Dave! How ya
doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's
been to this club
before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling
team." When they are seated,
a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual
Budweiser.
His wife is becoming uncomfortable and
says, "You must come here a
lot for that woman to know you drink
Budweiser." "No, honey, she's in the
Ladies Bowling League.We share lanes with them."
A stripper comes over to their table and
throws her arms around
Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your
usual table dance?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse
and storms out of the
club. Dave follows and spots her getting
into a cab.  Before she
can slam the door, he jumps in beside her
and she starts screaming at him.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks
like you picked up a real bitch
tonight, Dave!"

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