A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign
hanging over the bar which reads:
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Cheese Sandwich     1.50
Chicken Sandwich    2.50
Hand Job            10.00
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Checking his wallet he finds one single
tenner, he walks up to the
bar beckons to one of the three
exceptionally attractive blondes
serving drinks to an eager-looking group of
men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile,
"can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are
you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" 
"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am"
The man replies "Well wash your fucking
hands, I want a cheese sandwich

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