Three major criminals - Jeffrey Dahmer,
Ronnie Kray and Fred West -
are in Hell, each waiting for their
turn to be cast into the eternal
flames.

As a favour, Satan tells them that
they can each have one last cold
beer before being thrown into the
fires. Jeffrey Dahmer says,"I'd like a
Budweiser please".  He is given the
beer and drinks it before falling
into the raging inferno.

Ronnie Kray says, "I'd like some
Fosters,please".  He drinks his can
of Fosters and then disappears into
the furnace.

"What about you, Fred ?", asks the Devil.

"I could murder some Tennants", says Fred.

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