A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want
you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure
for 2 weeks.  The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the blonde returns, she has lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor days.  "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nods.  "I'll  tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop
dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean? asked the Dr.

"No-from skipping."

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