An American tourist goes on a trip to  China. While in China, he is very
   sexually promiscuous and does not  take precautions. A week after arriving
   back home in the States,  he awakes one morning to find his dick, covered
   with bright green  and purple spots.
  
   Horrified, he immediately goes to  see his doctor.
   The doctor, never having seen anything like this  before, orders some tests
   and tells the man to return in two  days, for the results.
  
   The man returns a couple of  days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad
   news for you.  You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost
   unheard  of here. We know very little about it."
  
   The man looks  a little relieved and says, "Well, give me a shot or
   something and fix me up, doc."
  
   The doctor  answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have
    to amputate your penis."
  
   The man screams in horror,  "Oh no! I want a second opinion!"
   The doctors replies, "Well it's  your choice. Go ahead if you  want,
   but surgery is your only  choice."
  
   The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese  doctor, figuring that he'll know
   more about the disease.
   The Chinese doctor examines his dick and proclaims, "Ah yes,
   Mongolian VD.
   Velly lare disease."
   The guys says to  the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but
   what can you do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!"
   
   The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid  Amellican doctor!
   Amellican doctor, always want to opulate. Make  more money, that way.
   No need to to opulate!" "Oh thank God!" the  man replies.
  
   "Yes!" says the Chinese doctor, "You no  worry! Wait two week. Dick
   fall off by  self!"

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