FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
 
 1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
 shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
 
 2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock, smile, and go back
 for more.
 
 3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong
 ones.
 
 4. Call the psychic hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what
 floor you're on.
 
 5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend.  After 
 a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
 
 6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick it up, then scream
 "That's mine!"
 
 7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
 
 8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets in, ask if
 they have an appointment.
 
 9. Lay down a twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
 
 10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets in, ask them if they
 hear something ticking.
 
 11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
 exits with the passengers.
 
 12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
 
 13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
 
 14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, Dont Panic,
 they open up again"
 
 15. Swat at flies that don't exist.
 
 16. Tell people that you can see their aura.
 
 17. Call out "GROUP HUG" and then enforce it
 
 18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "shut up,
 all of you,  just shut up"
 
 19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and whilst peering inside ask,
 "Got enough air in there?"
 
 20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
 getting off.
 
 21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,
 "You're
 one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
 
 22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other 
 passengers.
 
 23. listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope
 
 24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses the button
 
 25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce 
 "I have new socks on"
 
 26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and annoucen to the 
 other passengers "This is my personal Space"

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