Joe took his blind date to the carnival.
"What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get
weighed," she said.
They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds.
She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the   couple
went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what
she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the
weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her
correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I
want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe figured she was
really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim
responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."

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