I was helping someone set up his computer, and he
    wanted to log in with a password....
    now you have to understand he's got somewhat of
    a rebellious attitude and goes
    for the shock effect... so when the computer asked
    him to enter his password, he keys in "penis"...
    I nearly fell off the chair from laughing so hard
    when the computer replied:

    PASSWORD REJECTED. TOO SHORT

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