Disclaimer - this joke contains a very rude word...................
 
 Uncle George spots a nice looking girl in a bar so he goes up and starts
 small talk.
 
 Seeing that she didn't back off he asks her name.
 
 "Carmen," she replies.
 
 That's a nice name," he says warming up the conversation, "Who named you?
 Your mother?"
 
 "No, I named myself," she answers.
 
 "Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
 
 "Because I like cars, and I like men," she says looking directly into his
 eyes.
 
 "What's your name?"
 
 "Beercunt." he replies

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