Mike and I were in a bar last night + he got really drunk......
I mean really, really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed we got
up to go home. As he stumbled out of the door, a nun was walking past on
the sidewalk. He stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the
face.
I think that the nun was really surprised......but before she
could do or say anything he punched her again.
She fell to the gound, and he kicked her hard ,
then picked her up and threw her as hard as he could into a wall.
By this time, I 'm sure, the nun was pretty weak and couldn't do
very much.
He stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and
said.........
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"NOT VERY STRONG TONIGHT, ARE YOU BATMAN?!"
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