ORAL SEX-AN ODE TO LOVE
   
    Penis breath, a lover's dread
    Is what you get when you give head
    Unpleasant as it tends to be
    Be grateful that he doesn't pee
    It's times like this, you wonder why
    you bothered reaching for his fly
    But it's too late, can't be a tease
    Accept the facts, get on your knees
    You know you've got a job to do
    So open wide and shove it through
    Lick the tip then take it all
    Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
    Slide up and down, use your tongue
    And feel the precum start to run
    So when the fuck's he gonna cum
    Just, when you can't take anymore
    You hear your lover's mighty roar
    And when he hits that real high note
    You feel it oozing down your throat
    Salty, fishy, sticky, yucky stuff
    Okay, already that's enough
    Let's switch you say, before you gag
    And whats your revenge, your on the rag.
   
    *******The Top Ten Men!!********
   
    1. The Doctor because he says,"Take off your
    clothes"
    2. The Dentist because he says,"Open Wide"
    3. The hairdresser because he says,"Do you
    want it teased or blown"
    4. The Milkman because he says,"Do you want
    it in front or in back?"
    5. The Interior Decorator because he says,"Once you
   
    have it
    all in, you'll love it."
    6. The Banker because he says,"If you take it
    out to soon, you'll lose interest"
    7. The Police Officer because he
    says,"Spread 'em"
    8. The Mailman because he always delivers
    his package.
    9. The Pilot because he takes off fast and
    then slows down.
    10. The Hunter because he always goes deep in
    the bush, shoots twice
   
    THE CREATION OF A PUSSY
   
    Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
    created a pussy to their design.
    First was a butcher,
    with smart wit,
    using a knife,
    he gave it a slit,
    Second was a carpenter,
    strong and bold,
    with a hammer and chisel,
    he gave it a hole,
    Third was a tailor,
    tall and thin,
    by using red velvet,
    the lined it within,
    Fourth was a hunter,
    short and stout,
    with a piece of fox fur,
    he lined it without,
    Fifth was a fisherman,
    nasty as hell,
    threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
    Sixth was a preacher,
    whose name was McGee,
    he touched it and blessed it,
    and said it could pee,
    Last was a sailor,
    dirty little runt,
    he sucked it and fucked it,
    and called it a cunt.
   
    The origination of this letter is unknown, but it
    brings good luck to
    everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the
    chain will have bad luck.
    Do not keep this letter. Do not send money.
   
    Just forward it to five of your friends to whom you
   
    wish good luck. You
    will see that something good happens to you four days
    from now if the chain
    is not broken.
   
    You will receive good luck in four days.
   
    Support Condom Week- READ it!
   
    LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM
    WEEK
   
    1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
    2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YR WHACKER
    3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YR WILLY
    4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YR SPOUT
    5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YR BONER
    6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YR DONG
    7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
    8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YR MONKEY
    9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
    10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YR PETER
    11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YR DICK
    12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YR MEAT
    13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YR PENIS
    14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YR TROUSER MOUSE
    15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAPYR MEMBER
    16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
    17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YR TOOL
    18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YR ERECTION
    19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
    20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
    21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
   
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