The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are
 qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for each answer... The
 questions are not that difficult.
 
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator??   

 The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close

 the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an
 overly complicated way.

 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? 

 Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the
 refrigerator. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe,

 put in the  elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think 
 through the repercussions of your actions.

 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals 
 attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

 Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This 
 tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three
 questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your 
 abilities.

 4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. 
 How do you manage it?

 Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the
 Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. 
 According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
 professionals they tested got all questions wrong.  But many preschoolers 
 got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
 disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four 
 year old. Send this out to frustrate all of your friends..

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