During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his
barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness.

After a brief pause, the barber leaned over and confided that the best thing
he'd come across was "female juices."

"But you're balder than I am," protested the customer.

"True," admitted the barber, "but you've gotta admit: I've got one hell of a
mustache!"

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