A blonde had just totalled her car in a horrific accident.
Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage 
without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper
arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that
was stomped on  by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine!" the blonde chirped."
Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked
as he Surveyed the wrecked car. "Officer, it was the strangest
thing!" the  blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from
out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the
right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER
tree! I swerved to the right and there again, was another ......"
  
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off ... "there
isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener
swinging back and forth."

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