A girl walks into a supermarket and buys
 
 1 bar of soap
 1 toothbrush
 1 tube of toothpaste
 1 loaf of bread
 1 pint of milk
 1 single serving of cereal
 1 single frozen dinner

 The checkout guy looks at her and says, "Single,
 huh?"
 

 The girl sarcastically replies, "How'd you guess?"
 

 He says, "Because you're freakin' ugly."

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