A man walks into his doctors. The doctor asks the man why he is
there.
He replies, "It's my penis, I would like you to take a look at
it".
The doctor says, "Very well then, if you get up onto the bed and
get it out I'll have a look for you"
The man jumps up onto the bed and produces a 12-incher from his
underpants. After about five minutes examining it, the bemused
doctor says, "I have to say, I can't see anything wrong with it."
To which the man replies, "I know, it's a beauty, eh?"

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