A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the
alley that houses all   the   bulls. The sign on the first bull's stall
states "This bull mated  50 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated  50   times in a
year, isn't that nice."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated:
"This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband
and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a
month.
You could learn from this one"
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated
365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and   says, "WOW, He
mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY
You could really learn from this one."
The fed up man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it
was 365 times with the same old cow."

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