It is two o'clock in the morning and a husband and his   wife are
asleep when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up   the phone and
says "Hello? " After some talking on the other end of the line the
husband says "How the heck do I know - what am I, the weather man?" and
promptly slams the phone down. His wife rolls over and asks, "Who
was that?"
The husband replies, "I don't know, it was some  twat who wanted to
know if the coast was clear."

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