A tourist arrived in Australia, hired a car and set off for the
 outback. On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep. Deeply
 horrified, he pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a straight
 Scotch. Just as he was about to throw it back,he saw a bloke
 with one leg masturbating furiously at the bar.
  
 The bloke cried, "What the hell's going on here?
 I've been here one hour and I've seen a bloke shagging a sheep, and
 now some bloke's wanking himself off in the bar"
 "Fair dinkum, mate," the bartender told him, "you can't expect a man
 with one leg to catch a sheep"
 

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