A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful
woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his
courage he finally goes over to her and asks,
tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you
for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No,
I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar
is now staring at them.

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely
embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and
apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if
I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in
psychology and I'm studying how people respond to
embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What
do you mean $200?"

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