A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of the Scottish Highlands
looking for material for a documentary about the way of life there. REPORTER: Hello there,
excuse me, I'm from the BBC and I'm gathering material for a documentary about the way of
life in the remote parts of the Scottish Highlands. You look like an interesting fellow,
perhaps I could interview you??
SCOTSMAN: Certainly...
REPORTER: Well, perhaps you could start by telling me your name?
SCOTSMAN: Well now there's a story. Y'know I deliver the mail round here, but do they call
me Donald the Postman? No they don't. You see those fine crofts up on the hill there,
well, I built more than half of them myself, but do they call me Donald the Croftbuilder?
No, they don't. And did you pass the nets down in the harbour? Well, I made several of
them, but do they call me Donald the Netmaker? No, they don't. But, I tell you, a moment's
weakness with just ONE sheep ....