Here's a list of Dr Seuss books you'll never see:- 

1. The Cat in the Blender 
2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert 
3. Fox in Detox 
4. Who Shat in the Hat? 
5. Horton Hires a Ho 
6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax 
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day 
8. Your Colon Can Moo---Can You? 
9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil 
10. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch 
11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out! 
12. Are You My Proctologist?  
13. Yentl the Lentil 
14. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket 
15. Aunts in My Pants 
16. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff! 
17. Horton Fakes an Orgasm  
18. The Grinch's Ten Inches 
19. The Cat In The Hat Is A Convicted Paedophile 
20. Salmonella Infected Eggs And Ham

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