beer scooter - the ability to get home after a night out on the booze and
not remember it. i.e. "I don't even remember getting home last night, I must
have caught the beer scooter".

one in the departure lounge - to need to defecate imminently.

aeroplane blond - a girl who has dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'

aeroplane skirt - a skirt with a very long slit up it that goes all the way
up to the 'cockpit'.

Pearl Harbour - cold (weather). This is one I have heard from a fair few
people recently. An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour out there!".
Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air

badly packed kebab - a vulgar (but still excellent) term for the vagina.

Britney Spears - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'beers'. e.g. "Give us a couple 
of Britney's will ya Doreen".

Bruce Lee's - erect nipples (as in a pair of hard 'nips').

Bum Gravy - This one speaks for itself ! You may get this after a dodgy
curry.

bunny boiler - an unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit
boiling scene in the film "Fatal Attraction". e.g. "I don't like the look of her
mate, could be a bunny boiler".

council gritter - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'shitter'. e.g. "Does she take 
it up the council ?". 
Donald Trump - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'dump' (defecate).
e.g. "I'm just nipping out for a Donald".

drink-link - a modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because
it is common to visit one before going out on the booze !

furry monkey - slang term for vagina. As used by Daisy Donovan on Channel
4's Eleven O'clock Show.

greyhound - a very short skirt. From the fact that a greyhound (on a
racetrack)
is close to the hare (hair). i.e. "Blimey look at the greyhound on that 
bird!".

Jackson Pollock(s) - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'bollocks' (testicles). e.g.
"He needs a good kick in the Jackson's".

Billy-no-stars - a young man of substandard intelligence, i.e. the typical
adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' bit comes from
the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear 
which show their level of training.

kriptonite - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'web site'. One of the few terms I've
heard for this.

kungfu fighter - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'lighter'.

Leo Sayer - an 'all-dayer' (drinking or a rave etc).

Melvynn Bragg - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'fag' (cigarette). e.g. "Oi mate,
can I scrounge a Melvynn off you?".

mumblers - used when you spot an attractive girl in tight shorts or similar
clothes i.e. you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what
they're saying.

Nelson Mandela - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).

Pat Cash - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'slash' (to urinate).

pictures of the queen - paper money, notes. Suggested by Dan Adams. e.g.
"How do you want payin'?", "Pictures of the queen mate!".

porridge wog - a rather un-PC term for a Scottish person.

ragmans coat - untidy and very hairy vagina. e.g. "Yeah, she looks quite 
fit but I bet she's got one like a ragmans coat !"

release a chocolate hostage - to defecate. Have heard this one from a few
people. e.g. " I'm just nipping out to release a chocolate hostage".

ricockulous - a more extreme version of the word 'ridiculous'. Good for 
when you want to add more emphasis.

salad dodger - an excellent phrase for an overweight person.

skin chimney - excellent (but disgusting of course) term for vagina.

spam fritter - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'shitter' (anus). Similar to Garry
Glitter". ( In both senses )

Steve McQueen's - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'jeans'.

swamp donkey - an unattractive woman. e.g. "Blimey, have you seen those
swamp donkeys sitting in the corner !".

tart fuel - similar to 'bitch piss', bottled alcopop's regularly drank by
young women.

tea towel holder - the anus. Derived from the fact that those round plastic
holders that you push tea towels into resemble the anus.

tropical fish - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'piss', pron. 'pish' (in a 
Scottish way?). An example of an abbreviated way of using it would be to say "I'm off
for a tropie".

Turkish bath - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'laugh'. e.g. "You're 'avin a
Turkish mate !".

up on blocks - having a period (menstruating). i.e. Out of action, a bit
like a car in a garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the
missus is up on blocks".

Wallace and Gromit - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.

wind and kite - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'web site'.

wizzards sleeve - a large (cavernous) vagina. I've had this suggested from 
a number of people and think it may be a creation of the 'Viz' comic (popular
in the UK).

Wyatt Earp - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'burp'.

Wynona Ryder - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. Suggested by James Mellor.
e.g. "Can I have a pint'a Wynona and half a Nelson".

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