beer scooter - the ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it. i.e. "I don't even remember getting home last night, I must have caught the beer scooter". one in the departure lounge - to need to defecate imminently. aeroplane blond - a girl who has dyed her hair but still has a 'black box' aeroplane skirt - a skirt with a very long slit up it that goes all the way up to the 'cockpit'. Pearl Harbour - cold (weather). This is one I have heard from a fair few people recently. An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour out there!". Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air badly packed kebab - a vulgar (but still excellent) term for the vagina. Britney Spears - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'beers'. e.g. "Give us a couple of Britney's will ya Doreen". Bruce Lee's - erect nipples (as in a pair of hard 'nips'). Bum Gravy - This one speaks for itself ! You may get this after a dodgy curry. bunny boiler - an unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit boiling scene in the film "Fatal Attraction". e.g. "I don't like the look of her mate, could be a bunny boiler". council gritter - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'shitter'. e.g. "Does she take it up the council ?".
Donald Trump - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'dump' (defecate). e.g. "I'm just nipping out for a Donald". drink-link - a modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze ! furry monkey - slang term for vagina. As used by Daisy Donovan on Channel 4's Eleven O'clock Show. greyhound - a very short skirt. From the fact that a greyhound (on a racetrack) is close to the hare (hair). i.e. "Blimey look at the greyhound on that bird!". Jackson Pollock(s) - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'bollocks' (testicles). e.g. "He needs a good kick in the Jackson's". Billy-no-stars - a young man of substandard intelligence, i.e. the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' bit comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear which show their level of training. kriptonite - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'web site'. One of the few terms I've heard for this. kungfu fighter - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'lighter'. Leo Sayer - an 'all-dayer' (drinking or a rave etc). Melvynn Bragg - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'fag' (cigarette). e.g. "Oi mate, can I scrounge a Melvynn off you?". mumblers - used when you spot an attractive girl in tight shorts or similar clothes i.e. you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying. Nelson Mandela - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager). Pat Cash - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'slash' (to urinate). pictures of the queen - paper money, notes. Suggested by Dan Adams. e.g. "How do you want payin'?", "Pictures of the queen mate!". porridge wog - a rather un-PC term for a Scottish person. ragmans coat - untidy and very hairy vagina. e.g. "Yeah, she looks quite fit but I bet she's got one like a ragmans coat !" release a chocolate hostage - to defecate. Have heard this one from a few people. e.g. " I'm just nipping out to release a chocolate hostage". ricockulous - a more extreme version of the word 'ridiculous'. Good for when you want to add more emphasis. salad dodger - an excellent phrase for an overweight person. skin chimney - excellent (but disgusting of course) term for vagina. spam fritter - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'shitter' (anus). Similar to Garry Glitter". ( In both senses ) Steve McQueen's - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'jeans'. swamp donkey - an unattractive woman. e.g. "Blimey, have you seen those swamp donkeys sitting in the corner !". tart fuel - similar to 'bitch piss', bottled alcopop's regularly drank by young women. tea towel holder - the anus. Derived from the fact that those round plastic holders that you push tea towels into resemble the anus. tropical fish - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'piss', pron. 'pish' (in a Scottish way?). An example of an abbreviated way of using it would be to say "I'm off for a tropie". Turkish bath - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'laugh'. e.g. "You're 'avin a Turkish mate !". up on blocks - having a period (menstruating). i.e. Out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on blocks". Wallace and Gromit - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'. wind and kite - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'web site'. wizzards sleeve - a large (cavernous) vagina. I've had this suggested from a number of people and think it may be a creation of the 'Viz' comic (popular in the UK). Wyatt Earp - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'burp'. Wynona Ryder - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. Suggested by James Mellor. e.g. "Can I have a pint'a Wynona and half a Nelson".
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