A bloke goes over to his friends house,  rings the bell,  the wife
answers.

"Hi is Alan Home?"
"No he's gone to the pub."
"Well,  do you mind if I wait?"
"No come in."

They sit down and the friend says  "you know Nora,  you have the
greatest breasts I have ever seen.  I'd give you a £100 if I could just
see one."

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - £100.
She opens her robe and shows one.

He promptly thanks her and throws a £100 on the table.  They sit there a
whole longer and Chris says  "They are so beautiful I want to see both
of them.  I'll give you another £100 if I could just see both of them
together."

Nora thinks about this and says what the hell opens her robe and gives
Chris a nice long look.

Chris thanks her and throws another £100 on the table then says he can't
wait any longer for Alan and leaves.

A while later Alan arrives home and his wife says "Your friend Chris
called round."

Alan thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the
£200 he owes me."

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