An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all sitting around a pub table,
discussing women.

The Englishman says "Women, what can you do with them?  Take my wife for
example, she went down to Iceland this morning and bought
£300 worth of frozen food, and we don't even have a freezer!"

The Scotsman follows "Tell me about it.  My wife's worse, she went and 
spent £3000 on a car yesterday, and she can't even drive!"

"I know what you mean" added the Irishman.  "My wife went on holiday to
Ibiza today.  She packed 300 condoms, and she doesn't even have a penis!"

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