A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But
  each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his
  predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned
  him not to press any of the buttons.
 
  There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked:WW WA PP ATR.
 
  Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he
  disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.
 
  He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush
  of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom. He thought "Wow" these
  gals really have it nice!!
 
  So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body
  temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it
  comfortably.
 
  "Aha" he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom
  with these kinds of services!"
 
  So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation. A soft
  disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly
  with talc.
 
  "Man, this is great," he thought as he reach out for the ATR
  button. When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just
  wearing off...confused he buzzed the nurse to find out what happened.
 
  He explained the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies
  room on the plane.
 
  The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until
  you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."
 

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