Scoot, which grandly describes itself as the 'leading consumer transaction
service', has released a list of the most bizarre requests its call centre
operatives (and its website) have received. Not sure what the criteria were,
but these, apparently, are the ten strangest:
1. Where can I hire a knife thrower for a children's party?
2. Where can I find a chicken sexer?
3. Where is the nearest MI5 store to Northampton?
4. Where can I sell 25,000 pairs of legwarmers?
5. Who can arrange camel treks around London?
6. Where can I purchase rubber underwear?
7. Where can I find a false leg for my dog?
8. Where can I find a lighthouse?
9. Where can I find an igloo maker?
10. Where can I find a Christian hairdresser?
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