A guy stops by to visit his friend who is paralysed from the waist down.
They talk for a while and then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you
be so kind as to go get me my shoes please?"

The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend's teenage
daughters, both very good looking.   Being the adventurous and quick
thinking kind, he says:
"Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me here to have sex with you!"

They stare at him and say, "That can't be!"

He replies, "OK, let's check!"

He shouts at his friend down the stairs, "Both of them?"

"Yes, both of them!"

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