Exclusive! Windoze 2000 code
  
   At great risk to myself, I have aquired the source code for Demon
   Gates's Windows 2000 - please do not ask how I came by it, as if I told you 
   I'd have to kill you!
  
  
            /*  Source Code to Windows 2000   */
  
             #include "win31.h"
             #include "win95.h"
             #include "win98.h"
             #include "workst~1.h"
             #include "evenmore.h"
             #include "oldstuff.h"
             #include "billrulz.h"
             #include "monopoly.h"
             #define INSTALL = HARD
  
             char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
             void main()
             {
                 while(!CRASHED)
                 {
                     display_copyright_message();
                     display_bill_rules_message();
                     do_nothing_loop();
                     if (first_time_installation)
                     {
                         make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
                         do_nothing_loop();
                         totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
                         search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
                         make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
                         disable_Netscape();
                         disable_RealPlayer();
                         disable_Lotus_Products();
                         hang_system();
                     }
  
                     write_something(anything);
                     display_copyright_message();
                     do_nothing_loop();
                     do_some_stuff();
  
                     if (still_not_crashed)
                     {
                         display_copyright_message();
                         do_nothing_loop();
                         basically_run_windows_3.1();
                         do_nothing_loop();
                         do_nothing_loop();
                     }
                 }
  
                 if (detect_cache())
                     disable_cache();
  
                 if (fast_cpu())
                 {
                      set_wait_states(lots);
                      set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
                      set_mouse(action, jumpy);
                      set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
                 }
  
                 /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");    */
                 /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");   */
                 /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95");     */
                 /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
                 /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98");     */
                 /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
                 printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
  
                 if (system_ok())
                     crash(to_dos_prompt)
                 else
                     system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
  
                 while(something)
                 {
                     sleep(5);
                     get_user_input();
                     sleep(5);
                     act_on_user_input();
                     sleep(5);
                 }
                 create_general_protection_fault();
             }
  
 

 

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