Pierre The Fighter Pilot
 
 
   Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie,
   out or a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.  It's a beautiful
   day and love is in the air.
  
   Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"
  
   Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
  
   "What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie.
  
   "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot!  When I have red meat, I like to have
   red wine!"
  
   She smiles and they start kissing.
  
   When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss
   me lower."
  
   Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay
   and starts pouring it all over her breasts.
  
   "Pierre!  What are you doing?", asks the bewildered Marie.
  
   "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot!  When I have white meat, I like to
    have white wine!"
  
   They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.
  
   Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!"
  
   Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours
   it in her lap.  He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.
  
   Marie shrieks and dives into the river.  Standing waist deep, Marie
   throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT
   IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
  
   Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre, the fighter
   pilot!  When I go down, I go down in flames!"

 

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