Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated.  Their lovers
  happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were
  discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
 
  The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a
  plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."
 
  The second man said, "My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to
  scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."
 
  The third man said, "My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going
  to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just
  one more time."

 

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