A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on
  the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He
  thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9
  Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears,
  "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog
  wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10
  inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's
  amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog replies, "Ribbit
  Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next
  hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." The
  guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The  man is  befuddled
  and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed
  the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to
  next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegas and
  the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."
  Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, "What do you think
  I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6." Now, this
  is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the  golf game the man
  figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across
  the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the
  hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to
  repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
  The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after
  all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns
  into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the
  girl ended up in my room. So help me God or my name is not William
  Jefferson Clinton."
 

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