There is no snooze button on a cat who wants
breakfast." --Anonymous

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never
forgotten this." --Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats
to pull a sled
through snow." --Jeff Valdez

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." --English
proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." --Ellen
Perry Berkeley

"One cat just leads to another." --Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message
and get back to you
later." --Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are
subject to a good many
ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from
insomnia." --Joseph
Wood Krutch

"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in
their next life."
--Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe.
They are all owned by
cats." --Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The
wisdom of cats is
infinitely superior." --Hippolyte Taine

"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are
there to welcome
me." --Unknown

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of
life: music and cats."
--Albert Schweitzer

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
--Ernest Menaul

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are
God." --Anonymous

"Time spent with cats is never wasted." --Colette

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and
cruel. True, and they
have many other fine qualities as well." --Missy
Dizick

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make
friends with strange
cats." --Colonial American proverb

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does
any harm to ask for
what you want." --Joseph Wood Krutch

"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."
--Anonymous

"My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him
sometimes."
--Anonymous

"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat
spit." --Anonymous
 

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