The Cowboy Way

An accountant, a lawyer, and a cowboy were standing
side-by-side using the urinal.

The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing
and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up to his
elbows...he used about 20 paper towels before he
finished.  He turned to the other two men and
commented,
"I graduated from the University of Michigan and they
taught us to be clean."

The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the
tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and
commented, "I graduated from the University of
California and they taught us to be enviromentally
conscious."

The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the
door said, "I graduated from the Univesity of Arkansas
and they taught us not to piss on our hands."

 

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