Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse
Nancy. "She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor.  "She does
everything absolutely backwards.  Just last week, I told her to give a
patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours, she gave him 10
milligrams every 2 hours.  He damn near died on us!"
The second doctor said, "That's nothing.  Earlier this week, I told
her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours.  She tried to give him
24 enemas in one hour!  The guy damn near exploded!"
Suddenly, they hear this bloodcurdling scream from down the hall.
"Omigod!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Nancy
to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"

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