God says to Adam, "I have some good news and
some bad news, what do you want to hear first?"
Adam says, "Tell me the good news first."
God says, "I'm going to give you a penis and a brain.
You'll derive from these, great pleasure and greatintellect."
Adam replies, "Wonderful! But what's the badnews?"
God says, "I'm only going to give you enough of a
blood supply to work one at a time."

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