Toilet Paper
 
  A little old lady goes into the store to do some
  shopping.  She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet
  paper.
  "Pardon me, sir," she says to the store manager,"but can you
  explain
  the differences in all these toilet papers?"
  "Well," he replies pointing out one brand, "this is
  as soft as a baby's kiss.  It's $1.50 per roll."
  He grabs another and says, "This is nice and soft,
  strong but gentle, and it's $1.00 a roll."
  Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her, "We call
  that our No Name brand, and it's 20 cents per roll."
  "Give me the No Name," she says.
  She comes back about a week
  later, seeks out the
  manager and says,"Hey! I've got a name for your No Name toilet
  paper.  I
  call it John Wayne.""Why?" he asks.
  "Because it's rough, it's tough and it don't takecrap off
  anybody!"

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