One day God calls down to Noah and says,
 
  "Noah me old china, I wants you to Make me a new Ark"
 
  Noah replies, "Nay probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want
  after all you're the boss!"
 
  But God interrupts, "Ah but there's a catch this time Noah, I want not
  just a couple of decks, ..... I want 20 decks one on top of the other."
 
  "20 DECKS!", screams Noah, "Well, ok Big man, what ever you say, should
  fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"
 
  "..... Yep, that's right, well ..... sort of right ....... this time I
  want you to fill it up with fish" God answers.
 
  "Fish?" Queries Noah.
 
  "Yep, fish ... well, make it more specific Noah, I want Carp, wall to
  wall,floor to ceiling - Carp!"
 
  Noah looks to the skies, "OK God my mate, let me get this right, you 
  want a New Ark?"
 
  "Check".
 
  "With 20 decks, one on top of the other?"
 
  "Check"
 
  "And you want it full of Carp?"
 
  "Check"
 
  "Why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the
  end of his tether.
 
  "Dunno" says God
 
 
  Wait for it.......
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  Wait for it.......
 
 
 
 
 
 
  "I just always fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark"

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