Why it's great to be a bloke....
 
  Phone calls last thirty seconds.
  You don't have to lug a bag of necessary items around with you.
  You can go to the bathroom alone.
  You can leave hotel beds unmade.
  You can be showered and ready in ten minutes.
  If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your
  friend.
  None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
  If you're thirty four and single, no-one notices.
  Chocolate is just another snack.
  Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  The remote control is yours and yours alone.
  You need not pretend that you are freshening up when you go to the
  bathroom.
  If another guy turns up at a party wearing the same outfit as you, you
  will probably end up as life long friends.
  If something mechanical doesn't work you can bash it with a hammer and
  throw it across the room.
  When flicking through the TV channels, you don't have to stop on every
  shot of somebody crying.
 
  Why it's great to be a woman....
 
  A woman can fully asses a persons character just by looking at their
  shoes.
  Gay waiters don't make women feel uncomfortable.
  Women can talk to members of the opposite sex without having to picture
  them naked.
  Women don't have to reach down every so often to check that their 
  privates are still there.
  Women don't have to fart to amuse themselves.
  Women can sleep their way to the top.
  Women got off the Titanic first.
  Women in their boyfriends clothes look sexy, while men look stupid in
  theirs.
  Women can cry and get off speeding fines.
  Women have never lusted over a cartoon character, or central character 
  of a computer game.
  Taxis stop for women.
  Men die earlier than women, so they get the chance to cash in the life
  insurance.
  When women dance they don't look like a frog in a blender.
  Women can hug their friends, and not wonder whether they are gay.
  Women know the truth as to whether size matters.
  New lipstick gives women a whole new lease of life.
  Condoms make no significant difference to their enjoyment of sex.

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