A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and

      forth with a key in his hand.

      A cop on the beat sees him, and approaches,

      "Can I help you, sir?"   "Yesssh!
      Sssshomebody ssshtole my car!" the man replies.

      The cop asks, "Where was your car the last

      time you saw it?"   "It wasssh at the end of
      thisssh key!" the man replies.

     

      About this time the cop looks down to see

      that the man's "thing" is hanging out of his fly

      for all the world to see. He asks the man,
      "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"


      The man looks down woefully and without
      missing a beat,

      moans "OHHH GOD...they got my girlfriend
      too!!!"

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