A woman takes a lover during the day, while her
husband is at work.  Her 9 year old son comes home
unexpectedly, so she makes him sit in the closet and shuts the door.  Then
her husband comes home, so she puts her lover in the closet with
the little boy.
   
    The little boy says, "Dark in here."
    The man says, "Yes, it is."
    Boy - "I have a baseball."
    Man - "That's nice."
    Boy - "Want to buy it."
    Man - "No, thanks."
    Boy - "My dad's out there."
    Man - "OK, how much?"
    Boy - "$25.00"
   
    In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the
    lover are in the closet together.
   
    Boy - "Dark in here."
    Man - "Yes, it is."
    Boy - "I have a baseball mitt."
    The lover remembering the last time asks the boy, "How much?"
    Boy - "$75.00"
    Man - "Fine."
   
    A few days later, the father says to the boy,
    "Grab your glove.
    Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
    The boy says, "I can't, I sold them."
    The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
    Boy - "$100.00"
    The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends
    like that, that is way more than those two
    things cost.  I'm
    going to take you to church and make you
    confess."
   
    They go to church and the father makes the
    little boy sit in the
    confession booth and he closes the door.
   
    The boy says, "Dark in here."
    The priest says, "Don't start that sh** again."

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