A few suggestions for romantic valentine poems:  

Roses are dirty
Violets have fleas
Peel back my skin
And lick off my cheese
   


Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted



Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky


    
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cos here comes my willy


    
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show us your tits


   
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit


Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you love it up the shitter
       


Roses are red
When in reality
Sleeping with girls
Don't beat beastiality


   
Roses are red
But I like Carnations
You're so crap in bed
that I fucked your alsation
      


Roses are red
Violets are finer
Chickens are fowl
Just like your vagina
   


Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring up a friend
And try double entry
    


Roses are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap


    
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give us a blow job
And swallow it down



Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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