Normally when I hear embarrassing stories about my friends I
  sort of chuckle a little and let it pass. However, when a mate at UCDublin
  wrote me this letter, telling me about her embarrassing experience, as
  sick as it was I could not help but become hysterical.
        
        
  I asked my friend if I could write it up, she didn't mind as
  long as I didn't use her name, so here it is:
        
  A girl, let's call her Linda, is in Trinity. Like all
  college students, she is wrapped up in the partying and the wildness Trinners life
  has to offer.
        
  Linda, being the computer science undergrad she is, does,
  however, have a lot of work to do on her computer. So when she's not out
  having a good time, she's working her ass off designing computer programs and
  installing software.
        
  One day, soon after she had broken up with her boyfriend,
  she was home alone on a Friday night for the first time in the three years they
  had been dating. She was sad, alone and depressed, so she decided to
  make a new homepage. While she was playing on the net, she decided to
  get onto a chat line. Being the wild psycho she is, she logged onto a sex
  line. Over the line, she met a guy who identified himself as Paul. She
  started playing with him, gave a false name, saying her name was "Anne," and
  started getting into detail about what she would like to do to him with her
  tongue. He responded by telling her to picture being naked while his hands ran
  over every square inch of her body.
        
        
  Soon they were having cybersex. This went on for awhile, and
  then she got off the line agreeing to meet him back on the line the
  following night.
  Saturday night rolls around, and Linda, as 'Anne,' is on the
  line with Paul again. They become even closer this night, and they continue
  like this for a week. At the end of the week, they started talking about
  other things and got into very intimate issues and feelings. They became
  close, exchanging details about their lives, but Linda didn't tell Paul she
  was in college, because she was afraid of sounding like an immature college
  girl. She felt guilty, but after a few weeks, she really liked this guy.
        
        
  The virtual relationship carried on like this for months,
  and the months turned into a year. By the end of the year, they had
  exchanged their most intimate thoughts, but had never even spoken on the phone.
  They were afraid of ruining the mystery. 'Anne' & Paul had done everything
  sexually possible over the net, and they were affectionate as well, waiting
  for the day that they could someday be together.
        
        
  Finally the time had come; they had to meet each other. They
  were in love.
        
  They didn't care about age or looks, but only for each
  other. Paul told Linda he thought she could be his next wife.
        
  Linda was wary at first, but decided she didn't care how old
  or ugly he might be.
  She loved him, and he was the only one she could feel
  comfortable with
        
  They planned a trip to meet in Galway. They were finally
  going to see each other and spend the rest of the weekend together. As Linda
  didn't want the hassle of trying to recognize someone she's never seen, she
  said, "Why don't you just get a room at the Great Southern? We'll meet there,
  and that way there will be no mistake."
        
  Paul agreed.
        
  Linda showed up at the resort first and checked in, telling
  the receptionist to hold a key for a guest. She then went up to the room.
        
  Wanting things to be special, she lit some candles and put
  on some music.
  She stripped naked and climbed into bed under the covers,
  deciding to surprise Paul when he got there.
        
        
  The lights were out and the mood was right when she heard a
  key in the door.
  She heard someone walk in and around the corner. She
  whispered, "Paul?"
        
        
  A voice replied, "Anne?" "Yes," she said, so he fumbled for
  the light and turned it on to see Linda on the bed naked before him.
        
  Then next thing heard were two blood curling screams.
        
  Linda covered herself up, and in her most humiliated voice
  said, "Dad?"
        
  and this reallyhappened **
        
  What would you do!!!!!

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