Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.  The first
           Catholic woman  tells her friends "My son is a priest.
           When he walks into a room, everyone calls him
           'Father'."
         
           The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son
           is a bishop. Whenever he  walks into a room, the
           people call him 'Your Grace'."
         
           This third Catholic crone says, "My son is
           a cardinal.  Whenever he walks into a room, people
           say 'Your Eminence'."
           Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in
           silence, the first  three women give her this subtle
           "Well...?"
           And she said "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2"
           hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people
           say, "Oh, my God...."

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