You have to sing it to get the full effect.... 
 
              -(-(--_
            / ( (    \   DO-RE-MI  BEER, by Homer J. Simpson. 
           |          |
           |          |     DOUGH... the stuff...
           |     __  __)          that buys me beer... 
           |    /  \/  \    RAY..... the guy that
          /\/\ (o   )o  )         sells me beer... 
         /c    \__/ --.     ME...... the guy...
         (              )         who drinks the beer,
          \_   _-------'    FAR..... the distance to my beer. 
           |  /         \   SO...... I think I'll have a beer. 
           | | '\_______)   LA...... La, la la la la beer
           |  \_____)       TEA..... no thanks,
           |_____ |               I'm drinking beer...
           |______/\/\       That will bring us back to...
          /         \             (Looks into an empty glass) 
                            D'OH!

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