WORDS WOMEN USE 
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FINE 

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and 
you need to shut up. 

FIVE MINUTES 

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only 
five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the 
game before helping around the house. 

NOTHING 

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you 
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end 
in "Fine" 

GO AHEAD 

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. 

LOUD SIGH 

This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often 
misunderstood by men.  A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot 
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with 
you over "Nothing" 

THAT'S OKAY 

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a 
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before 
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 

THANKS 

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're 
welcome. 

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